also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Michael Bay diarrhea
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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How's work?
Spinning.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
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YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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