you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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