i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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