Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
ra ra ra ah ah
sexting lady gaga style
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.