I seem to have left my pride at pride
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.