If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We need to get me chipped asap