She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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