Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
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hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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