Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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