Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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