Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I woke up under a house in Key West
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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