Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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