Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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