So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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