I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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