It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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