thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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