great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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