The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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