at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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