whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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