it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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