I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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