i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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