Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
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I understand Curling. That high.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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