her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
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is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I deserve this hangover.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
