yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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