You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
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