My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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