what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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