If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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