we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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