I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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