Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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