i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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