Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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