we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My penis needs a shock collar
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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