just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
There are leaves in my underwear?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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