Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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