I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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