who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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