Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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