Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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