have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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