yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
