She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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