The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You may now shotgun with the bride
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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