he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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