I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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