bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Never joke about your clitoris.
How naked do you want me to be?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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