I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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