Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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