ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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