i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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