Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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