I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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