Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize