I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
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Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
A+ Viking dick
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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